Has It Happened To You?

Me: Just got done watching The Happening
Brother: and?
Me: Wow
Me: That's all I can say
Brother: I know, right?
Brother: pretty miserable.
Me: To put it lightly
Me: I'm just sooooo glad I didn't pay for it!
Me: How the hell does Zooey Deschanel keep get acting roles!?
Me: She's terrible!
Brother: She...yeah, I can't defend her. Especially in this movie.
Brother: yeah, it was pretty awful
Brother: I thoroughly enjoyed John Leguizamo smashing his jeep into a tree, then slitting his wrists. It was like they filmed the extremes an actor was willing to go to get out of that movie.
Me: I have not seen Zooey in a movie where she's a good actress
Me: She's just terrible
Me: She's beyond terrible, because she keeps popping up in movies
Me: Yeah that was cool
Brother: I liked her in that Will Ferrell movie.
Me: It was a mixture of War of the Worlds (the newer movie), Final Destination and whatever the worst episode of the X-Files is.
Brother: with a healthy dash of M. Night thinking everything he writes is gold.
Me: Was "Joey" even in the movie?
Brother: Joey?
Me: Yeah
Brother: who's Joey?
Me: The guy that was calling Zooey's character
Brother: oh, was that M. Night?
Me: That's who M. Night played
Me: yeah
Me: I didn't recognize him by the caller ID, though
Me: because it said....Joey
Brother: I don't know dude, the plot was so ridiculous I barely paid attention to it.
Me: I'm just glad that someone else paid for it so I didn't have to.
Brother: Yeah, I'm glad you didn't pay for it. It would've made you angry I suspect.
Me: Yes
Me: It would have
Me: I'm still a little pissed about taking up my evening with it
Me: But I can get over that because at least I'm not out $18 also
Brother: yeah, true.
Brother: and it's worth it if you can stop just one other person from inflicting it upon themselves.
Brother: like reverse Amway
Me: Can they pay me for watching it?
Brother: if you can find a way to make that work, let me know.
Me: I don't think I've ever been this disappointed in a movie.
Brother: did you expect it'd be good?
Me: Well not after the bad reviews from after it came out...but I didn't expect it to be
Me: ....to be.....
Me: ....whatever the hell THAT was
Brother: yeah, it sucked big ones.
Brother: anyway dude. I'm crashing. I'll talk to you in the morning.
Me: Alright.  I'm gonna go to bed here in a bit and try to recover from that movie.
Brother: It'll drain ya.
Me: Yeah, it did.
Brother: anywho, night bro.
Me: Night